"Not Cool" began as a refusal to chase fleeting internet trends. We’re the analytical creatives who focus on what actually works. While others guess at aesthetics, we deploy high-production photography, crisp editing, and data-backed ad strategies to turn your physical craftsmanship or clinical expertise into an elite online presence.
Commercial & Architectural Photography
Social Media Management
Paid Ad Campaigns (Meta & Google)
Content Strategy & Copywriting
SEO & Website Optimization






I actually used some of the photos as part of a grant application and WE GOT A GRANT FROM THE CITY!
Terah Ebie, Queer Youth Resource Center
[Nick] and his husband did SUCH a good job making me and my client/model comfortable!
Chloe Bradley, Green Sprout Massage


We’re the uncool kids making you look good online. Forget fitting in with the crowd, we’ll make your brand the standout with our unique approach and killer results.
#SaveBrockOllie, a Weedmaps campaign that won the 2022 Clio Cannabis Grand Prize in Social Media (Multi-Platform)
Weedmaps’ “Cannabis Marketing Censorship: Brock Ollie” took home Clio Cannabis Gold in 2022 (Integrated Campaign).
Cann Social Tonics’ “Taste So Good” campaign for Cann and Weedmaps won Clio Cannabis Gold in 2022 (Integrated Campaign)
Recognized as LGBTQ Movers & Shakers in the cannabis industry, spotlighted for advocacy and visibility efforts